Tips for Exam Time

Fun Things to Do in a Exam That Does Not Matter or You Havent Read for.
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1. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

2. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

3. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

4. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country," and run off.

5. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

6. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

7. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

8. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

9.If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the intregral symbol. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!
For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

10. Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and
true/false. If it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB, BABE, DAD, etc..).

Best of luck to you all for your Exams .....

-- Kalingaa..